Tuesday, February 15, 2011Funny Stories by Us:)
Luckily, I spotted the ladies toilet.Unluckily, there was a long queue there.Luckily, the ladies know how to move quickly.Unluckily, I had already peed in my pants.Luckily, my undergarments were waterproof and it didn't make my pants wet. Unluckily, a woman smelled my pee and wrinkled her nose at me. Luckily, the pee was warm and i didn't need a jacket. Unluckily, i started to poo in my pants again.. Luckily, there was toilet paper and it was enough for cleaning myself. Unluckily, as i was walking out , i pooed on a woman's feet. luckily, the woman smiled and picked it up understandingly and sniffed it curiously. Unluckily, she found out that it was poo and threw it at me.Luckily, i was in wushu and with a swipe of my hand, cut it into pieces which spattered on the woman.
By Victoria Lee
Luckily, i managed to secure a place for this popular tution centre. Unluckily , i was late for the first lesson. Luckily, the teacher came in 10 minutes later than me.Unluckily, i forgot to bring the things the teacher asked for. Luckily, she understood and escorted me to a a sear next to a boy with yellow liquid dripping from his pants. Unluckily, it was his urine and it went all over my bare feet. Luckily, i had a smart brain and stood on top of the boy and pooed on his head. Unluckily, his friend peed into my open mouth! Luckily, the teacher was gaping so much i could see her tonsil flapping in shock , the lesson quickly passed. Unluckily, I had SARS , h1N1, HFMD , Dengue Fever and Chicken Pox and couldn't go to school for 36 years. Luckily, I was only one when i pooed on the boy so i'm only 37 years old.
By Alyssa Goh
Luckily, i missed the ball. Unluckily , although i was not hurt by the heavy ball, i had missed a point for my team. Luckily, my other teamate had hit the ball and we scored a point. Unluckily, the teacher was glaring at me with a clenched fist. Luckily, my teamate took the blame. Unluckily, my socks was also very hard, harder than metal and i made a big dent on the ball. Luckily, i managed to get it back into the right shape. Unluckily , my socks melted in the scorching heat. Luckily , it started to rain.
By Lynette Chow
Luckily, I spotted the ladies toilet.Unluckily, there was a long queue there.Luckily, the ladies know how to move quickly.Unluckily, I had already peed in my pants.Luckily, my undergarments were waterproof and it didn't make my pants wet. Unluckily, a woman smelled my pee and wrinkled her nose at me. Luckily, the pee was warm and i didn't need a jacket. Unluckily, i started to poo in my pants again.. Luckily, there was toilet paper and it was enough for cleaning myself. Unluckily, as i was walking out , i pooed on a woman's feet. luckily, the woman smiled and picked it up understandingly and sniffed it curiously. Unluckily, she found out that it was poo and threw it at me.Luckily, i was in wushu and with a swipe of my hand, cut it into pieces which spattered on the woman.
By Victoria Lee
Luckily, i managed to secure a place for this popular tution centre. Unluckily , i was late for the first lesson. Luckily, the teacher came in 10 minutes later than me.Unluckily, i forgot to bring the things the teacher asked for. Luckily, she understood and escorted me to a a sear next to a boy with yellow liquid dripping from his pants. Unluckily, it was his urine and it went all over my bare feet. Luckily, i had a smart brain and stood on top of the boy and pooed on his head. Unluckily, his friend peed into my open mouth! Luckily, the teacher was gaping so much i could see her tonsil flapping in shock , the lesson quickly passed. Unluckily, I had SARS , h1N1, HFMD , Dengue Fever and Chicken Pox and couldn't go to school for 36 years. Luckily, I was only one when i pooed on the boy so i'm only 37 years old.
By Alyssa Goh
Luckily, i missed the ball. Unluckily , although i was not hurt by the heavy ball, i had missed a point for my team. Luckily, my other teamate had hit the ball and we scored a point. Unluckily, the teacher was glaring at me with a clenched fist. Luckily, my teamate took the blame. Unluckily, my socks was also very hard, harder than metal and i made a big dent on the ball. Luckily, i managed to get it back into the right shape. Unluckily , my socks melted in the scorching heat. Luckily , it started to rain.
By Lynette Chow
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